our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.
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Everything's Not Lost.
great advice
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER
literally every person on tumblr.
In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.
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go fuck yourself phyllis
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I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
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wibblywobblytimeywimeydoctor10:
OHMYGOD
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this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea
Same
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band blog
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My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
oh wow
i actually have feels.
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omfg
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The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
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